today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. so when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said “no” and THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper “666” and this girl screamed.
im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references
dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”
snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”
mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.